Happy New Year: I hope you relish it as much as I

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Dec 31, 2008
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So I was thinking of watching the good ol' New Year ball drop at Times Square tonight, but then I saw the ball...

Hey, that's not the New Year's Eve ball! It's the Fesarius!

That means Dick Clark is really Balok. OK then, I can deal with that. I'll just swap out my champagne for tranya.

Ah HA hahahahaha!

Fesarius shot from TrekMovie.com, and the ball from Dvice.com.