Heidi Montag wants to kill sharks with her 3-D boobs

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Jul 4, 2015, 6:09 PM EDT

In a bid to become a serious actress and movie mogul, former The Hills star and plastic-surgery proponent Heidi Montag has said she's written a sci-fi-ish movie in which she fights a man-eating shark with her breasts.

And we are totally not kidding.

Here's what she told People magazine.

One of the characters Montag wants to play is "a lifeguard named Summer" in a script she wrote herself.

"I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs," Montag says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!"

Folks, you just can't make this stuff up.

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