Hellboy gets a cinnamon whiskey called Hell Water

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Apr 11, 2017, 9:10 PM EDT

Whiskey. It’s the stuff of hangovers, walks of shame, and good, good times. And it’s just the thing you need after a hard day of demon slaying—especially if you are the demon.

That's right, Hellboy’s got yer whiskey right here.

Because Hellboy is missing a hand, Tennessee’s XXX Distillery and Prestige Imports distributors are lending him theirs. Together, they will be fighting insipid drinks across Hell and Earth with a new cinnamon whiskey. Of course, they’ll be calling it Hell Water.

According to Bloody-Disgusting:

"Hellboy Hell Water is small batch naturally flavored cinnamon whiskey. It is micro-distilled, hand bottled and styled in the old traditional process of making Southern Corn Whiskey. Old fashioned corn whiskey uses only the finest corn, natural ingredients, spring water, glassware and craftsmanship."

You can get your hands—either flesh or stone—on Hell Water on April 14. But you might want to wait for the weekend to drink it: Hell Water is slightly stronger than your average whiskey.

It’s alcoholic content? 66.6 proof, of course.

Now all we need is a picture of Ron Perlman drinking this, and our lives will be complete. No, wait: our lives will be complete if he's drinking this on the (never gonna happen) set of Hellboy 3.

(via BloodyDisgusting)