Here's one thing Eisenberg's Lex Luthor will have that others don't -- hair

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Nov 18, 2016, 1:12 PM EST (Updated)

Superman's super hearing detects the distinct sound of fans gnashing their teeth while lighting their torches and assembling their extensive pitchfork collection. 

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is filming, which means we're in prime "rumors you don't really want to know about yet can't help but read anyway" territory. The latest is all about Lex Luthor. You know Lex Luthor, right? Megalomanical billionaire, hates Superman, has long luscious locks of blond haiWAITAMINUTE.

Someone who was allegedly on the set when LexCorp scenes were being filmed revealed that "It’s not [Jesse] Eisenberg’s typical curly look -- it’s a bit longer, kind of loose and wavy, and it’s dirty blond. Eisenberg’s Luthor has spastic mannerisms, like a 20-something guy that pounds energy drinks all day."

Huh. Well, that's weird. Because, ya know, Lex Luthor -- he's bald. Although apparently these scenes are from early in the film, so ... maybe he'll have an embaldening moment of some sort? It could be a wig! Or maybe Lex Luthor is just gonna have hair and that's that.

In any event, our gut says a coiffured Lex Luthor is probably the least of the film's worries. "Spastic mannerisms" is the part that had our collective eyebrows raised. Then again, those eyebrows are still perched pretty high from the time David Goyer called She-Hulk a porn star, so ...

(via Comic Book Movie)