Image of the Day: Find out where in Middle-earth you belong with this handy flowchart

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Dec 12, 2016, 5:02 PM EST

Ever wonder where you might best fit in in the realms of J.R.R. Tolkien's sprawling Middle Earth? Well, wonder no more, fellow adventurer! Thanks to a handy little flowchart from the folks at Lucidchart, now you too can find your tribe/village/hovel/smoldering volcanic wasteland and the people/elves/orcs/giant flaming eye with whom you can bond/drink/adventure/pillage/destroy the world.

Just answer a few simple Yes or No questions, follow some simple signage (Google Maps can’t help you here) and discover where you truly belong. It’s like an epic choose your own adventure story without all the reading and where none of the possible outcomes is your untimely demise. Then again, none of the possible outcomes have indoor plumbing or the internet either, so you’re making a sacrifice either way.

Check out the flowchart below and be sure to let us know where you end up. After all, you’ve gotta know who your neighbors are in this dangerous world. 

For those who are wondering, I either end up in Lothlorien, Minas Tirith, or Mordor. What can I say? I contain multitudes.