OK, remember that time Frenzy transformed himself into Megan Fox's cell phone in that movie Transformers?
This isn't that, but it's the next best thing: a limited-edition "Decepticon" phone from LG. A version of the company's Versa handset, the phone has the Decepticon logo emblazoned on one side, which is cool, and some crazy Transformers art and the title of the upcoming sequel film, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, on the back, which is not.
That art seems to be customizable, though, so you may be able to salvage some coolness. There's more information at our sister site, DVICE, so click over!