And the award for weirdest gift a father ever made his daughter goes to ...
I can't tell if this is the greatest cosplay in history or the ultimate in nightmare fuel, but this dad somehow got an idea in his head that it would be an awesome idea to put his baby daughter in his own version of the Caterpillar P5000 Power Loader from Aliens.
So he effectively is the Power Loader, and then his daughter is in a harness in front of him, so it looks like she's the one piloting the thing. He and his daughter took their cosplay out last month to the Karneval Parade in Germany. Of course. Because, other than the colony on LV-426, Germany is the only place something like this could ever happen.
I'm not sure what the best part is -- the bright lights emphasizing that, yes, that's really a baby in there, or the MC Hammer dance at the end.
Congratulations, sir. I am both horrified and amazed by your achievement.