New sci-fi brothel offers sex with (girls dressed as) aliens

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Dec 16, 2012

All you have to do is head 90 miles west of Las Vegas and you'll find the Alien Cathouse, a new establishment that aims to cater to the geek who's always wanted to sleep with a green-skinned slave girl, a pointy-eared dominatrix or, basically, a woman who will take currency from a client in exchange for sex ... and not call him a nerd in the process.

The Alien Cathouse comes from the mind of entrepreneur/pimp Dennis Hof, who already runs the Moonlight Bunny Ranch—which you may be familiar with thanks to HBO's Cathouse show. Hof has purchased the brothel and a neighboring gas station, bar and convenience store and is rebranding the entire clump as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. (No, it's nowhere near Area 51, but it is a radioactive stone's throw from the Nevada Test Site.)

Hof has retained the services of former tabloid staple (and madam) Heidi Fleiss to design the girls' costumes and the brothel's decor. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the property will open in a month or two after some extensive renovations. It's yet to be determined what variations to the standard whorehouse menu ("sex, with a side of sex") the Alien Cathouse will provide.

Perhaps it's best the Comic Con International stays in San Diego, rather than move to, as is often proposed, Las Vegas. Otherwise there'd be lots of doomed geek marriages and tired prostitutes.

(Via Gamma Squad)

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