If a vampire has any hopes of getting it on, he'd better keep those fangs of his clean. Which is the National Health Service's way of letting the rest of us know that if WE want to get it on, we'd better do the same.
NHS Portsmouth, aware that 16- to 35-year-old men were more likely to get checkups if reminded by their girlfriend (or mother), put together a tongue-in-cheek video showing a vampire being rejected by a half-naked victim named Lola Molar for bad breath and poor dental hygiene.
Check out the clip below ... and feel sorry for the poor guy who can't see himself in a mirror to brush properly.
(via The Telegraph)