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Revealed: Darth Vader is the Force behind the economic collapse

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Adam-Troy Castro
Dec 14, 2012

Bank bailouts, mortgage meltdowns, the Great Recession: You knew it was all part of an evil plan, right?

Well, guess what: You were right. In this YouTube video from the Associated Press, you can see the nefarious forces behind our current economic plight out in the open as the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, backed by his minions (the ones in the suits), rings the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange today.

Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're our only hope.

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