Though Batman prides himself on the fact that he doesnât typically kill anyone, if youâve watched any of the recent Dark Knight movies, heâs pretty obviously killed at least a few folks along the way.Â
Well, it turns out the Caped Crusader has some major, lingering issues left over from his parentsâ murder. Luckily, comedian Patton Oswalt (as the Penguin!) is here to help him figure it all out, with hilarious results.
Oswalt teamed up with the comedy gurus over at College Humor for a web short, which focuses on the Penguinâs arrest at the hands of Commissioner Gordon and Batman. But when Batman tries to explain why he doesnât kill people (while simultaneously slashing throats and bashing in brains), the Penguin pokes some major holes in his logic.
Turns out Bats thinks all his foes are just sleeping. You know, like his slain parents, who are living out the rest of their lives on a farm upstate, lounging on âa hammock made of dreams.â
Check out the absolutely hilarious clip below:
(Via College Humor)