Spoilers? Fan compiles every Star Wars: The Force Awakens rumor into a convincing plot summary

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May 26, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is one of the most anticipated films in the history of ever, and as we type this, fans are poring over rumor sites, hoping for a shred of news that will bring them one step closer to a galaxy far, far away. Now devotion to that ancient religion has helped one fan conjure up the plot of The Force Unleashed.

DarthLightlyBruise culled all the rumors from rumor site Making Star Wars and compiled them into one synopsis, with links "verifying" the claims. Keep in mind that whatever you read has been culled from anywhere from potential leaks from Disney subsidiary Lucasfilm to flat-out extrapolation. In other words, we can't say for certain if any of these theories are facts.

And it's more theoretical than actual. The synopsis seems to be saying something like "Star Wars is about a flight to Alderaan, but for some reason, our heroes have to travel to Yavin instead."


You've been warned:

It seems as if The Force Awakens is about a missing lightsaber that the First Order (the bad guys) desperately want. It also contains notes that Princess Leia is now Queen Leia, Leia and Han have been estranged for some time, and one of our heroes will die tragically.

Read the full thing here, if you're not afraid of knowing what you'll see before you see it.

Let us know in the comments if you want more spoilers, or if you think Star Wars: The Force Awakens rumors need to be put to bed until we actually get to see the film.

(Via Vulture)

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