The strangest WTF Stargate Atlantis slash fic you'll ever see

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Jul 4, 2015, 4:58 PM EDT

We've read some pretty strange fan fiction about our favorite sci-fi characters in our time. We've even read some pretty over-the-top slash fiction. (Those are stories about our favorite characters with an emphasis on the homoerotic, for those of you who don't know.) But nothing we've ever seen was more bizarre than this.

Written by LiveJournaler Bitter-Crimson back in 2008, this particular example of slashfic is new to us, so we're hoping it'll be new to you, too. And it isn't your typical (yes, typical) story of two previously heterosexual men who finally express their love for each other. No, it's told with photographs. And instead of using photographs of the characters of John Sheppard and Rodney McKay, she uses ...

... Girl Scout cookies.


Here's one:

And here's another:

And then there are the ones that are a little too homoerotic for prime time.

But we strongly suggest you check it out here, because this slashfic is funny, sweet and original. We enjoyed it as much as we enjoy eating Girl Scout cookies.