When it comes to horror movies, there are three holidays that get the most love: Halloween, Christmas, and your birthday.
Yes, we're counting birthdays, because they are a holiday for you when it's your birhday, and also there are a $#@! ton of birthday horror movies.
There are also a few Thanksgiving horror movies. But not as many as there ought to be, tragically. Thanksgiving, a holiday where you have to deal with the most horrific thing of all, your drunk uncle's bad takes on politics, ought to have hundreds of horror movies dedicated to it. Instead, you can basically count 'em all on one hand.
Also, Thanksgiving horror movies are just the worst. I don't know if the indigenous peoples of the United States tried to place a curse on all of us and only succeeded in cursing the Thanksgiving horror subgenre or what, but these are some of the worst horror movies you will ever see.
However, that doesn't mean there aren't any good death sequences. And, with that in mind, here are 7 of the best death scenes in Thanksgiving horror movies. I had to watch these, so please share this article everywhere in exchange for my supreme suffering this holiday season. Also, please understand that the Thankskilling films themselves, while horrible, have the most entertaining death scenes, which is why they get two death slots apiece. Also, I didn't want to watch any more Thanksgiving horror movies. Thank you.

Blood Freak (1972) - Man turkey girlfriend's lament

Home Sweet Home (1981) - KISS yourself goodbye

Blood Rage (1987) - Municipal Poolicide

ThanksKilling (2009) - Turkey sex Part I

Thankskilling (2009) - Turkey Sex Part II
Sometimes you hump the bird, and other times the bird humps you. I can't expect everyone to find this funny. Content warning: this is a scene involving sexual assault between a woman and a turkey puppet. For me personally, (and I accept that this may be my own sickness) there is just something very funny about a puppet turkey murdering a man while he's having sex with a woman from behind, only to then take over having sex with her.
Also he utter the phrase, "you just got stuffed." Also, also, she seems to really enjoy what he's doing until she realizes he is an evil turkey puppet.

Thankskilling 3 (2012) - Turkey Breasts in space!
