The most NSFW reading of Fellowship of the Ring you've ever heard

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Marc Bernardin
Dec 14, 2012

Oh, this mashup that uses an actual Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring audiobook and twists it into a juvenile, puerile, infantile string of curse words and sexual innuendo is incredibly filthy. And yet ... we can't stop giggling.

I'd never have thought a sentence as benign as "the wizard's attention seemed to be fixed on Frodo's beautiful golden ring" could take on such a randy demeanor. Don't listen out loud. Don't listen in front of your parents or your children.

But I've gotta say: I've spent a worse 10 minutes listening to things found on the Internet.