Vampire arrested in Florida for trying to eat old guy at Hooters

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Dec 15, 2012

If you ever spot us dozing off on the porch of a Hooters in Florida, give us a nudge and wake us up, OK? Because we don't want a vampire to attack us and threaten to EAT us. Which is evidently what you can expect on those hot Florida summer nights.

69-year-old Milton Ellis had parked his electric wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters and taken a nap when he was woken by 22-year-old Josephine Smith, who'd climbed on top of him and was biting his face and neck.

Smith then announced, "I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you," and apparently got a good start, because she bit off chunks of Ellis' face and part of his lip before he escaped to a nearby gas station and phoned the police.

Smith, who was arrested on charges of assaulting an elderly person, is being held in lieu of $50,000 bail. And she probably won't care for the food she's served until she makes bail, because as far as we know, there's no old guy on the menu.

(The Smoking Gun via The Raw Story)

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