Video: Celebrate Friday the 13th with all of Jason's kills in 90 seconds or less

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May 13, 2016, 8:13 PM EDT (Updated)

After all these years, you’d think people would stop sending their teens to Camp Crystal Lake — but the allure lingers on, apparently. So, in honor of the real-life Friday the 13th (which is tomorrow), we’ve put together a supercut chronicling every Friday the 13th movie kill. All in 90 seconds, no less.

From sliced necks to brutal falls, beheadings and an absolute ton of bloody stabbings, we’ve captured them all in a very NSFW (well, unless you work in a very cool place/slaughterhouse) supercut. If you ever needed a reminder of just how much of an unstoppable killing machine Jason Voorhees has become, this should do the trick. 

So, while we patiently wait to figure out what the heck they’re going to do with the franchise in the future, enjoy 90 seconds of gory glory: