Wacky NSFW Japanese trailer for zombie stripper movie

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Dec 14, 2012, 4:09 PM EST

Here's something different: the crazy R-rated trailer for Big Tits Zombie, a 3-D horror movie that pits Japanese strippers against the walking dead.

It's a cheeseball movie adaptation of Rei Mikamoto's cult manga Kyonyo Dragon. Read the official description below. We especially love the incomprehensible English-language voice-over.

The trailer's from Twitch Film, and it has an age gate.

(Thanks to Bloody-Disgusting for the heads-up.)

BIG TITS ZOMBIE in 3D!!! Deadly DD Cups!!! A bloody Armageddon has begun!

Rena Jodo (Sola Aoi) is a stripper who just got back from Mexico and she has been offered a gig at a hot spring resort. When she arrives, she finds a deserted country town. There's hardly anyone in the audience at the strip club and all the other strippers, including Ginko (Risa Kasumi), Maria (Mari Sakurai), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa) are all bored stiff. They don't know what to do with their time and they are on the verge of fighting each other.

When they decide to go down to the basement of the club to kill time, Maria finds a "Book of the Dead" near "the Well of the Spirit." But who could have imagined the horror and panic that find would bring? Maria's reading of the book out loud has somehow revived the dead and zombies start appearing all over the world attacking mankind. It's Hell in the real world!

Dana and Nene are bitten by the zombies and they turn into living dead who attack Rena and Ginko. The poor big-bosomed babes have no choice but to fight against Maria who now rules the zombies and tries to establish a kingdom of zombies. Rena and Ginko have to challenge Maria and the hordes of zombies! And how does the Blue Demon Devil (Minoru Torihada) fit in?

How indeed?

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