Warlocks offended by Charlie Sheen, perform 'magical intervention'

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Dec 14, 2012, 4:51 PM EST

As further proof that insanity and brilliance can be intertwined, Charlie Sheen's very public meltdown has included some seriously catchy phrases. Viral memes include "I got tiger blood" and "You can't process me with a normal brain" and "Winning!" But he also referred to himself as a "warlock." And the warlocks aren't happy about it.

A group of warlocks and witches in Salem, Mass., gathered to cast a spell as a kind of magical intervention for Sheen.

First, they let it be known that they weren't going to take misuse of the term "warlock" lightly. Spellcaster Christian Day said (or is that "encanted?"), "You shall speak the name of the craft no more in foolishness and irreverence, for our ancient ways will not be shamed."

They then softened their stance, because it was a healing circle, after all: "Find healing and solace and return to what you do best."

Wiccans worship a god and goddess, as well as multiple gods. But this group, the Coven of the Raven Moon, called upon the help of an archangel, which is found in Christianity, Judaism and Islam. It turns out that some pagans worship archangels too.

We're so confused, we need Charlie Sheen to explain it for us.

See for yourselves:

(via The Huffington Post)