And knowing is half the battle.
Although knowing too much about G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) might lead to genuine madness. It's a bizarre Lovecraftian horror show that introduced the world to the terrors and just plain gonzo weirdness of Cobra-La, turned Cobra Commander into an actual snake and had Duke getting impaled through the chest with a serpent.
Oh, and Zarana almost got naked.
Thirty years later, G.I. Joe: The Movie remains a prime example of bold and arguably misguided storytelling. And there's oh so much to love about it. Watch below.