WATCH: The Halloween movies in 2 minutes

Michael Myers has been around for... a while. Halloween, as a franchise, has gone through a lot -- two connected, a completely separate third chapter, two divergent timelines, and a Rob Zombie reboot.

And none of that speaks to the latest reboot which was just announced.

Suffice to say, there's been a lot of complicated, hard-to-follow storytelling over the course of ten films, and we've only just begun.

Don't worry, though -- SYFY WIRE, lighthouse to the confused masses, is here to help. This is everything you need to know about the Halloween franchise in under 2 minutes.