Watch Ralph Fiennes awkwardly read X-rated Harry Potter fan fic

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Dec 16, 2012, 12:07 PM EST

The sci-fi and fantasy genres are easy targets for porn spoofs. Lord of the G-Strings, Sex Wars and Flesh Gordon are just a few famous parodies. Therefore, we knew Harry Potter wouldn't be too far behind. And surprisingly, Lord Voldemort himself (Ralph Fiennes) has indulged in some X-rated ... wizardry.

While promoting his latest film (and directorial debut) Coriolanus, Ralph Fiennes stopped by Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. During his visit, host Andy Cohen introduced the actor to the dark, fetish-filled world of Harry Potter erotica.

Fiennes was unaware of Harry Potter's huge "adult" following. He was visibly shocked when Cohen showed him the cover of a porn parody called Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone. (Yuck!)

But Fiennes was a good sport, and agreed to read from an equally dirty fan fic called Broken Innocence. The actor doesn't deliver his lines in his full-on Voldemort voice, because he's too amused by the material.

Here's a sample: "Harry tried hard not to moan as Voldemort stroked him. How is it possible that the touch of this evil man could feel so wickedly good?" What?!

We'll never look at Harry Potter, Voldemort or Ralph Fiennes the same again.

Check out the awkwardly erotic clip below:

(via Bravo TV)

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