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Apr 29, 2019, 7:27 AM EDT (Updated)

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Is there nothing better designed to craft easy laughs than Google's autocomplete feature? I would submit to you that there is not. If you need proof of the raw, boggling stupidity of the combined human consciousness, that is where you will find it.
And it is glorious.
This time around, we wanted to know what some of our favorite comic heroes love and hate the most. The results did not disappoint. So who loves brony culture and who hates necks? The answers may surprise and confound you, but they will never fail to delight.
Come, discover the true nature of our cape-and-tights heroes of yore, won't you?

You'd think the Joker would be on this list, but nah -- bronies. Man, reddit's gonna be pissed!

♫One of these fish is not like the others...♫

Necks? Really? So she'll be sticking with hardcore body builders then.

I'm not buyin' this "Spidey hates kids" thing unless I see it on the Somking Gun.

I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that the duck hate stems from the fact that those mallards are...

The feeling is mutual, Cy. Ditto re: almost the entirety of the Summers clan. Put that one in your...

I mean, does Steve really hate France? Maybe hate is a strong word here. It could just not be his...

In fairness, most drunk people also hate personal pronouns, so...

But does he also hate straight leprechauns? Because that's racist AND straightophobic, bro!

Sure, he may not ever say it, but just like Mary Poppins, Batman does really love all the boys and...

So all Superman needs to do is use some Kryptonian science and combine all three of these people. A...

Wonder Woman loves Who? You mean, like, the Doctor? Yeah, don't lie -- you'd read that fic.

When you're basically an immortal, it's probably best to spend a little less time on mortal love...

Not only does Spidey love Mary Jane, but he also loves her online persona AND her second season...

Everyone loves booty, but not everyone has a sentient super suit that loves their booty back. That...

Oh, sure, Thor loves pop tarts now, but will he love them later when they give him terrible stomach...

Hulk's a brony! You know what this means don't you? Batman vs. Hulk!
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