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Wil Wheaton sings hilarious lyrics the Star Trek: TNG theme song should have had

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Dec 23, 2013, 1:46 PM EST

If anybody is allowed to come up with screwball lyrics to the classic TNG fanfare, it's Wil Wheaton. 

The Vlogbrothers raised $869,591 with the Project for Awesome charity livestream. During that time, they had a bevy of geeky guests, including one Wil "Shut Up Wesley" Wheaton. What was Wil up to? Oh, you know, a little of this, a little of that -- a little writing lyrics to the Star Trek: The Next Generation theme song!

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Sure, they were off the cuff, but obviously filled with love. Prior to this, my personal lyrics to the theme song involved just singing Geordi's name a lot. This Wheaton version seems like an upgrade.

But we welcome all comers. If you've got your own lyrics to that classic tune, let's hear 'em!