10 Random Things We Thought About The Expanse Season 3 Episode 7

10 Random Things We Thought About The Expanse Season 3 Episode 7

The Expanse is a show about intergalactic war and politics. However, like any good show, there are lots of moments that we, non-space travelers, can really connect to!

WARNING: If you don't want to know what happened in this episode, don't read this photo recap! 

It's been some time since the events of the UNN mutiny and the protomolecule rising off of Venus. Chrisjen Avasarala has now risen to the top of the ranks at the UN, with Errinwright jailed as a traitor and Sorrento-Gillis resigned. She speaks to the people of Earth, Mars, and the Belt in a call for unity in the face of unprecedented events…

The Expanse is a display of scientific accuracies and political complexities, but we're here to highlight all the random things that you never knew other people thought about too. For example, how in the world is the Behemoth still functioning? Between the rampant drugs and the sparks flying literally everywhere (pictured above), Naomi's not in Kansas anymore... Below are some moments from Episode 7 that made us giggle, cry, and contemplate life (potentially all at the same time)! Tune in for all-new episodes of The Expanse, Wednesdays at 9/8c.

1. Yasss Queen!

Avasarala's making a statement and so is that necklace... We FINALLY have someone good leading the UN, and we're absolutely pumped! We also just really like to hear her speak.

2. Stroganoff Wars

Lol at how excited Alex is about this documentary and how uninteresting the film crew finds him. 

3. Doth he protest too much?

We feel like completely loosing your shit on camera and then eerily dabbing your mouth with a napkin before you walk out isn't really the way to convince people you aren't a mob boss.

4. Oh No Baby

Weird advance on Amos part 1. Amos responds by seamlessly mixing flirty and gross, but we're oddly still into it...

5. Here Without You

Between Bobby and Alex's cute video chat session and Amos talking about his "Prax Panels," we can't handle all the beautiful friendship feels. 

6. Don't, don't you want me?

Weird advance on Amos part 2. This dude's going for the creepy, lurking approach, and it's working not at all. 

7. Don't Stand So Close to Me

Under all the hatred and distrust between these two, we're picking up on some weird sexual tension. You heard it here first, people!

8. Girls Who Lift

We knew there was something off about her when she said she wouldn't rub up on Holden, but we definitely didn't expect demon eyes, super strength, and murder...

9. I Can't Feel My Face

This rouge Belter's face literally turns to liquid, and it's real disturbing. We're weirdly excited that his awful ex-girlfriend is the recipient of this video though...

10. Ghost Riders in the Sky

WHATTTT?! Is Miller actually back (wait, no that couldn't be... or could it?..) or is Holden just slowly going insane? With all the crazy shit going on in the universe, we're honestly surprised it took him so long.