23 Important Mustaches in History

Friday, April 29, 2016 - 07:00

Inspired by Wynonna Earp's Doc Holliday and his enviable caterpillar, we present to you 25 of the most important lip Toupées to ever grace a face.

1. Tim Rozan as Henry/Doc Holliday in Wynonna Earp sports a mean lip rug. See his tickler in real-time tonight at 10/9c with an all-new episode of Wynonna Earp.



2. We're sure the real life Wyatt Earp inspired many a handlebar.

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3. Wyatt's buddy (the real life) Doc Holliday had a mouser that was nothing to sneeze at.
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4. The bristle baton of Salvador Dali was a work of art.
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5. Yosemite Sam was know for his hat, his guns and that gnarly orange lip sweater that we could never imagine his face without.
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6. Lamont (Demond Wilson) of Sanford and Son's smoke filter was a gift to television in the '70s.

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7. Oh hey there Charlie Chaplin and your face lace.  
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8. Hulk Hogan never goes anywhere without his bandana and his grass grin.
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9. A mind and Albert Einstein's lip holstery would be a terrible thing to waste.
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10. We figured that Colin Farrell and his True Detective nose bug was worth mentioning.
 
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11. We hear that Ron Burgundy's lower brow had its own contract. Kidding.
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12. The mouth brow of all 'staches. Take a bow Tom Selleck, take a bow.  
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13. The force in Lando Calrissian's lip doily is strong.|
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14. Groucho Marx. What would he be without his muzzy?! NOT Groucho Marx.
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15. John Waters once said "without obsession, life is nothing." Same can be said for his recognizable wing.
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16. Burt Reynolds' face lace is the sophisticated grandfather of all bro-merangs.
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17. Borat's tea strainer for President!
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18. Although faint, you bet your ass Frida Kahlo's nose neighbor can hang with the big boys on this list.
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19. We figured that the Pringles can guy and his Ronnie deserve honorable mention.
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20. The Monopoly Guy's soup strainer wins the game. See what we did there?
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21. Sinestro's real power lies in his pushbroom.
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22. Dum Dum Dugan's lip foliage kinda ties together the whole look, no?
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23. Howard Stark-- respected inventor and noted brocha rocker.
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