O Citizen Z, Where Art Thou?

Thursday, November 12, 2015 - 07:00

Okay, so … where the heck is Private First Class Simon Cruller, aka Citizen Z?

We haven't seen our favorite NSA refugee since Season 2, Episode 2: "White Light," which has us wondering what he's been doing for the past, like, seven episodes.

We of course hope he's A-OK, though in the world of Z Nation, any number of horrible and/or bizarre scenarios could've befallen our calming voice in a landscape of disaster.

  1. When we last saw Citizen Z, a lot of this kind of thing was going on at the Northern Lights listening outpost in the Arctic Circle.

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  2. So where is he now, and what is he doing? Are we just not reading the signs?

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  3. Did he set up his easy listening station in some other locale?

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  4. Is he making weird fan films about the deceased members of Operation Bitemark?

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  5. Did his imaginary cosmonaut friend Yuri come back? Are they just drunk on vodka and playing video games?

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  6. Or did they get in a fight again?

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  7. Crap, did Yuri actually kill his pal this time? We hope not.

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  8. Wait a minute … that's not Citizen Z, is it?

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  9. We've got to stop with these doomsday scenarios. He's probably dispatched with all the Z's at Northern Lights and is idly passing the time.

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  10. "Gee, I sure wish Addy would call … "

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  11. No doubt he and Dog are just on vacation, enjoying some grilling ...

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  12. … and some much-needed R&R.

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  13. We miss you, Citizen Z! Come back to Z Nation soon!

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