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Web ExclusiveResident Alien: Sheriff Mike's Most Ridiculous Sayings
Heed the wisdom of Sheriff Mike Thompson! No one can mix a metaphor (or three or four), conjure a (completely unfounded) conspiracy theory, or describe the most vivid of imagery (pleasant or otherwise, usually otherwise) quite like the head lawman of Patience, Colorado. Enjoy this collection of Sheriff Mike sayings - our lives are better for having listened.
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