But this one baffles me. An article in The Telegraph says (uncited) that the picture of Mars shown here looks like the cloaked figure of Jesus.
Really? I don't see it. Maybe the jumbled region at the top is the head, and the three dark hills below are the body and elbows. But wow, I really don't get it. Do you? Maybe someone can outline the figure and leave it in the comments. Because this looks like just a crater with eroded gullies to me.
Tip o' the mitre to Keith Cowing.