MESSENGER contacts the Borg

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Dec 23, 2008
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You think I'm kidding? How else do you explain this picture?

MESSENGER betrays humanity. I knew NASA was up to something.

That's obviously the Borg Queen. Sure, NASA says it's the crater Kert├ęsz located on the western edge of the monster Caloris basin on Mercury, but what better place to hide a Borg infestation? It's obvious as well that the small crater with the bright rays coming from it is the evidence of either some sort of transwarp experiment, or a hyperdimensional corridor leading to the Delta Quadrant.

Hey, it makes as much sense as it being the Virgin Mary, or a UFO, or a crop circle.