10 Random Things We Thought About The Expanse Season 3 Episode 4

The Expanse is a show about intergalactic war and politics. However, like any good show, there are lots of moments that we, non-space travelers, can really connect to! Here are some moments from Episode 4 that made us giggle, cry, and contemplate life (potentially all at the same time!) Tune in for all-new episodes of The Expanse, Wednesdays at 9/8c.

1.  Belter Beauty

Dummer has some intense cheekbones! We just want to know how she got that contour.

2.  Walk of Awk

If someone as cool as Holden can't manage to walk down that staircase and NOT look awkward, we don't think anyone can!

3.  Bowl of Kibble

Can we get in on this Red Kibble recipe that Naomi offers to make for the crew? Hot and hearty are totally up our alley!

4.   It's the Thought that Counts

We take it back! After watching everyone's reactions to eating Naomi's Red Kibble, we think we'll pass.

5.  It's Gonna Be Mei

We want to give Mei the benefit of the doubt by saying that we think she's a good kid, that's just been though a lot with the whole kidnapping and illegal experiments, you know, the usual.  So, we'll excuse the savage kick to the shin she gave to her nurse. Though of course Jules Pierre Mao loved it.

6.   Notorious J.P.M.

Come on now, Jules Pierre Mao! We thought you turned a new leaf when you told Strickland to stop the experiments on children, and now you're congratulating him for going against your orders? For the first time EVER, we were actually rooting for you!

7.  This is not a drill!

Oh Prax, how did you not learn your lesson from the last time to make sure all of the tools were strapped down before you're in zero gravity situations after the first time? You know, when he almost died?

8.  Talk About Ungrateful

So the Roci team saves a bunch of stranded Martians who were about to die and then the Martians try and take over the ship? And beat up Alex and Holden? The audacity!

9.   We Ship It

So we thought Holden would never forgive Naomi after she gave the proto-molecule to Fred Johnson, but the way he's looking at her after the whole hostage situation tells us differently!

10. Doctor, Doctor

After seeing what Dr. Strickland's experiments have done to poor Katoa, we can't help but think that he should really meet up with Anna. If anyone can help him find a moral compass, it's her.