Aidan and Kenny have a heart to heart before the big moment. Kenny's frightened but knows that Aidan has his best interest at vampire heart.
By turning Kenny Aidan hopes to right previous wrongs done to his first "son" Henry. On the flip side Kenny will no longer have to live in a bubble. So really, it's a win-win situation for them both.
Meanwhile Sally's hunger gets the best of her and she goes to Max for help. And by help, we mean she asks him to give her an unclaimed corpse so she can eat it. This gives a whole new meaning to the expression "throw me a bone."
Of course Max refuses her, like anybody with a conscience would, but that doesn't stop Sally from dreaming of corpse eating.
Though Max wouldn't help Sally with her flesh addiction, the two kiss and make up in the end. Sally's determined to be on good terms with Max so that her spirit wont go into the afterlife with any unresolved issues.
With time running out Sally, Josh and Nora go looking for Donna--apparently in all the wrong places. When they arrive at the soup kitchen it seems that it has vanished into thin air.
Sally resigns herself to her fate and seeks out the help of Ilana- Donna's psychic frenemy. Ilana gives Sally a Latin 101 tutorial and instructs Sally to say a certain incantation when Sally faces Donna. Witch is going down!
Like any good roommate, Aidan offers to let Sally "eat" him to stave off her hunger. Sally obliges and comedy ensues. Apparently, Aidan tastes like a rubber tire. This might be the most odd version of roomies "hooking up" we've ever seen.
But Aidan's gesture doesn't hit the spot. Not willing to take any chances, Sally asks Josh and Nora to lock her up so that ther inner zombie doesn't get the best of her and attack her friends. 'Cause you know, zombie's gotta eat.
Meanwhile over at Ilana's house Donna sends her goon Ray (remember, the guy that Josh killed who Donna reanimated in the first episode?) in to handle her business. Never one for small talk, Ray promptly snaps Ilana's neck for trying to help Sally.
Josh's sister Emily treats him to a night at the strip club before his wedding and like any good sister she puts in a little extra for a private dance. But as luck would have it, the exotic dancer turns out to be a hungry vampire on the prowl. Aidan steps in at the nick of time and stakes her. But Emily and Kenny see the whole thing and Emily freaks all the way out.
Upset and way confused, Emily has little patience for Josh's explanation and refuses to come to his wedding. Insert sad face here. We guess Josh is no longer her "person", as she previously stated.
Nora tries to comfort Josh assuring him that Emily just needs a little time to process it all (you know the whole monster thing), but eventually she'll come back around.
Aidan's being stalked by a gentleman with a face only a mother could love. But what does he want? Blood! Of course he wants blood!
Turns out, this half-man, half-monster is Jeff, Kat's ex-boyfriend. If you'll recall, last episode, Aidan seemed to have blacked out and turned Jeff, but Aidan has very little memory of the incident. It's a total bummer but more importantly, how and why did Aidan's biting of Jeff turn him into such a sight to (not) behold? Hmm...