We open on Donna and Sally in a spa. Which...huh? How did they get there after we last saw Donna sucking Sally through her deathspot at the end of Season 3?
Cut to Aidan. Vampire speed is amazingly fast … except when you’re trying to outrun a big, bad, angry werewolf. In this case: Josh.
Sorry billygoat. Josh has to eat and since we don’t want him to nosh on Aidan, you’re gonna have to do. With help from Nora, Aidan traps Josh. Turns out since last season ended, Josh has been in permanent wolf form - except for nights there's a full moon. Then he reverts back to human.
From blissful spa to night of the living dead in 10 seconds. That’s gotta be a record! Anyway, Sally realizes that the spa locale is a construction of her own creation and she can escape by jumping into a whirlpool of blood (don't ask).
So she does and enters the real world again through Donna's deathspot. Which back in the 1600s was woodland but today is a shopmart.
With the full moon rising, now-human Josh and about-to-be-a-werewolf Nora make every second count.
Of course, after you’ve made sweet love to your wife, the thought of having to wait another month to see her again might just leave you a bit suicidal. Josh begs Aidan to kill him, but the vamp refuses.
Sally returns home. Of course, being back might mean that she’s slowly ripping the fabric of the universe apart but that’s a concern for another day.
They grow up so fast, don’t they? Kenny is no longer the deformed miscreant that Aidan let run off into the woods. He’s all grown up and he rules the Boston vampires now. Fancy that.
Aidan gets the shock of his life when his wife from the 1700s, Suzanna, shows up at the front door (wearing a very 16 Candles inspired off-the-shoulder number). Isn't she supposed to be dead?
Sally, meanwhile, displays supernatural powers when she fights off wolf Josh with some magical flames. But the action sends her traveling back in time - to a indeterminate era Brownstone. There, she witnesses a group of women surrounding a pre-teen girl. They're chanting about "blood of the child" and then stab the girl! WTH?