Your Body Is A Condemned Wonderland

Nora, in mourning over Erin, is at odds with Aidan. She blames him for her death (Sidebar: would Liam have killed her if she actually succeeded if offing Aidan? Important question). Josh feels caught in the middle.

Aidan, not wanting to irk Nora anymore, breaks off his date with her BFF Kat. Except Kat’s not having it –she wants to go out with Aidan. Mostly because she’s a Revolutionary War student and he can talk the talk (appropriate given he lived through it). Oh, yeah, plus he's hot.

Liam – who has figured out that Aidan is the one that killed his son based on redheaded vampire Blake’s comments last week - “convinces” Aidan to come with him (read: threatens)

Liam ties Aidan up and demands he tell him what happened to Brynn. Despite knowing Nora killed Brynn, Aidan confesses he did it. Liam injects Aidan with the vampire virus that’s going around.

Kat mentions Liam walking off with Aidan to Josh, who freaks and goes off in search of his friend. He rescues Aidan, but not before getting scratched by Liam.

Meanwhile, Sally talks to Nick about her deterioration. Nick claims nothing’s wrong with him, but we see he’s lying. Not only is he decomposing, he’s eating cats!

Sally tries to steal some corpse make-up from Max to cover up her sores (how very Death Becomes Her). Max questions her and she finally confesses everything – she was a ghost, she got alive again and now she’s falling apart.

Max, in a move that makes being a 28 year old virgin/male model/funeral director look common, agrees to stick with Sally despite her being a reanimated corpse. PLUS he agrees to do her make-up which makes him the best boyfriend ever.

Josh and Aidan come home and fill Sally in on the latest events. With Josh facing werewolfdom again, Aidan infected with a lethal virus and Sally rotting, the three contemplate their uncertain future.

Sally, overtaken by an uncontrollable craving, sneaks down to the fridge in the middle of the night and starts eating raw meat. We smell a zombie story!