WARNING: If you don't want to know what happened in this episode, don't read this photo recap!
So this week's episode of Happy! begins with a plushy pulverizing. Merry, dressed in a Wishee costume, confronts what she thinks is one of those alien Wishees, and shoots it in the a$$. What she doesn't know is that it's actually Sax inside that Wishee costume, and that she just shot Sax in the a$$. Mistakes happen, people, it's how we move on that matters.
Nick came down from his hours-long hallucination just in time to slip into the Wishee costume and try to escape Shine Tower when Merry shot him in the a$$. The two of them pair up to perform an unauthorized autopsy on whatever this... thing is.
Sonny's goons lock Amanda up in a colorful, if inescapable, cell, where she is met by Sonny. And the Wishees. Amanda wants answers. Looks like the Wishees have some. For one, she's pregnant. Say what?! To keep her dosed until her next hankering, Sonny gives Amanda a vial of the addictive Wishee secretion. She gets her fix, and gets out of there.
At the penitentiary, the warden invites Blue (or Orcus) in for a little heart-to-heart. He's seen how Blue's managed to quell the infighting amongst the inmates, and that's a problem: a little mayhem helps the guards keep the peace. So the warden wants Blue to put an end to the amnesty. Capiche?
Also, Happy and Bo Peep are at Nick's pad, getting to know each other a little better. He tells her all about how he was able to "jump friends" from Hailey to Nick, and she tells him all about the birds and the bees. Then she tells him about sex.
Nick breaks away from the Wishees to take his daughter out for a birthday... plate of french fries. She gives him a chance to redo her birthday, but he says he's too busy today. So she skips out on him when the birthday cake and singing caravan arrives, and to take her place is...
Smoothie. The two reminisce about old times, and how happy it would make each of them to kill the other. But Smoothie threatens Hailey, and that's more than Nick can bear. He'd rip out Smoothie's throat right then and there if Hailey weren't taking so long in the bathroom.
So, to keep Hailey safe while he goes to annihilate Smoothie, Sonny and the whole gang, Nick drops his beloved daughter off at his mother's place. The two have never met before, and probably for good reason. Janet is a foul-mouthed, boozing, unusual character – definitely her son's mother.
Amanda wants a second opinion on her pregnancy status (a costumed extraterrestrial isn't necessarily qualified as an OBGYN), so she goes here. Why? Who knows. This happens to be a faith-based pregnancy clinic, where every child is a lamb of God, and abortion is not an option.
After Janet passes out drunk, Hailey sneaks off to the mall to hang out with Smoothie. He destroys whatever little innocence and naivete Hailey had left to her, turning her into a cold-hearted, pitiless machine.