Tina, the executive producer of Thr33 Days Dead, may look like she just swallowed something rotten, but in fact she's making that face because Bryan, the lead actor, just suggested that a zombie should have his penis ripped off in the movie.
Bryan, the lead actor, and Laura, Tina's assistant, hold "butt auditions" for the role of the nude zombie. Nguyen, a Vietnamese immigrant, lands the part when he bares his lotioned buttocks.
Chase buys a "star trailer" where he and Bryan can hang out in-between takes. John, the director (far left), is not amused.
Before the big shoot, Tina assembles the zombie penis. It's a living (sorta).
Because the zombie-penis scene was Bryan's idea, Tina insists that he should be the one to strap the undead penis on Nguyen.
Nguyen emerges from the Porta Potty with his zombie penis exposed. Tina nicknames him "The Jasper Dangler."
The zombie-penis scene concludes with Chase getting pelted in the face with the penis. The shot required many takes, resulting in Chase getting smacked in the face many, many times.
Tina schedules a car crash scene for the last shot of the day. However, she neglects to tell Bryan and Chase that the crash will obliterate their "star trailer."
Bryan and Chase sift through the wreckage of their star trailer, minutes after Terry, the FX "expert," drove a minivan through it.
The producers of Town of the Living Dead thoughtfully created an "In Memoriam" segment for Bryan and Chase's doomed star trailer.