Want to make your own zombie movie? Follow this simple how-to guide provided by the cast and crew of Town of the Living Dead every week and you'll be on your way to cinematic greatness. The first chapter covers the writing process -- Action!
Step 1. Begin edit Producer swims through sea of footage.
Step 2. Compose timeline Get discouraged, take a two-month break.
Step 3. Foley Gather cast to make crazy noises and record.
Step 4. Technical check Take another break as computer's broke again.
Step 5. Technical repairs Sell T-shirts for two months, beg computer repairman for break.