Bury Me With My Guns On: Season 1, Episode 9

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Having killed the last of the gang that hanged her pappy and killed Willa, Wynonna’s feeling a bit different. And not a good kind of different.

Meanwhile, the Stone Witch returns to the site of her children’s bones, and opens fire on the Revenant gang she hired to protect them. That’s one hell of a severance package.

Back at the station, The Black Badge has sent a psychoanalyst to give Wynonna a thorough going over. Good luck, doc.

Or should we say, good luck, Wynonna. Earp fails the psychological assessment, and Dolls has to give her the temporary boot.

The Stone Witch conjures up the only son she can. That’s a face only a mother can love. And even that is questionable.

Wynonna thinks she’s gotten an itch from killing too many people. Doc helps her scratch it.

While attempting to cross over the Ghost River County Line, the Stone Witch is intercepted by Bobo and his goons who’ve come to settle the score.

To punish the Stone Witch for failing to uphold her end of the bargain, Bobo sets fire to the bones of her son. That’s one hot family lineage.

This has drastic effects on her baby boy.

The Sheriff, figuring out the truth about Dolls and Black Badge, cuts Dolls a deal: he’ll give the Marshall information from his case files, so long as the two can work together. Dolls has to think about it. Perhaps over some whiskey.

Doc follows his nose to the Stone Witch, and winds up crashing Bobo’s party. Through some fancy footwork, he gets to take home a souvenir: the witch herself.

Finally having the Stone Witch in his clutches, Doc goes to town torturing the woman who marooned him in a well.

But before Doc can pull the trigger, Wynonna spares the Stone Witch’s life long enough for her to cough up the truth about the Earp curse.

Waverly rushes to the police station to file a complaint: she doesn’t have enough Haught in her life. The Officer responds immediately with a kiss.

The Stone Witch, having given up all her secrets, is of no more use to Doc or Wynonna. So they stick her in a hole filled with salt. As is only natural.

Dolls gives Wynonna some good news: she “passed” the “second psych assessment” Wynonna “took” in the “afternoon.” She can now be “reinstated” onto the “force.” Translation: Dolls doctored a test so she can rejoin the Black Badge Division. 

And in a surprise turn of events, Bobo Del Rey has legally bought Shorty’s Saloon, giving him access to what's inside - something that Bobo believes will help him pass the Ghost River Triangle. The worst part is, he’s going to put water in all the liquor bottles.