WARNING: If you don't want to know what happened in this episode, don't read this photo recap!
A sack-headed demon has returned to Purgatory for homecoming to collect its due. It made a deal with some chucklehead athletes ten years ago, and in exchange for a decade of good fortune, they had to pony up their organs. Fair trade.
Looks like a job for the Black Badge. Sorry, Nicole.
Wynonna is getting friendly with another Purgatory alum, Perry, who possesses answers to Bryce's mysterious death and also Wynonna's mysteriously missing love life. Maybe.
Perry has some strange kinks, involving dead rabbits, their blood, some spells, and maybe…balloons? Not the last one.
Waverly is experiencing intense and swinging emotions, one of them being ardent sexual passion. She can't contain herself around Haught.
But timing is everything, and Tucker Gardener, of the wealthy/powerful Gardener family, catches the two on his phone. Nicole proceeds to haul his privileged butt to jail.
Looks like Perry's also a hack painter. He's marked his friend Perry and Perry's door with an occult symbol in rabbit's blood.
And baghead has returned to collect Skip's liver. Or kidney. Or something. Wynonna just misses her shot at shooting him. Her. It. Or something.
The other Gardener waltzes in to Sheriffy Nedley's domain, and waltzes out with her baby brother in tow. Law and order be damned.
Perry isn't that bad after all. The symbols he was drawing were to ward off the monster coming for him and his friends. And if they don't get the demon back in the trophy they summoned it from, it will come after the alumni's family members.
But if they shove the demon back in there, Doc won't be able to extract its blood and use it in the drug concoction for Dolls he's been cooking up in his makeshift laboratory in the basement of his saloon. That's right. That's what he's been up to.
When Tucker threatens Waverly and Nicole, the Earp sister makes the Gardener eat his words.
Skip has been taken in for drunk driving, but being behind bars when a bag-headed demon is chasing you is not ideal.
Baghead tracks Skip down at the slammer, and not to front his bail. But who's that in the background? Is it Doc with the surprise cure?
Perry, backed up by Wynonna with the trophy, Doc and Haught, manage to get sack face back into the trophy. Bagman bagged! Unfortunately, there was no time to draw a vial of blood before the demon went bye-bye.
And Mercedes, who had been the only Gardener kid to stick up for the Earps, is taken by a faceless Widow. Rich people problems.
And Waverly, who's been acting super weird lately, checks in on Dolls whom she's been holding captive in the family barn. Wait, what?