WARNING: If you don't want to know what happened in this episode, don't read this photo recap!
It's Christmastime in Purgatory, and Bulshar is feeling festive. He celebrates the hallowed holiday by luring, and then abducting, a young boy.
Meanwhile, Mama Earp is telling Waverly who her daddy is: some guy she was in love with a couple of decades ago, who disappeared shortly after they got it on. His name was Julian. Oh, and Bobo was at the birth — and probably not as a midwife.
Whatever happened to that kid Bulshar abducted, you ask? He was taken to the demon's lair where he's got other people in cages. We should mention that Robin - Jeremy's beau- is there too. This just got personal.
Wynonna just came back from the abduction crime scene with a biological sample... and this hotty. She drops the sample off, and find out that the kid hwo was abducted is named Tim McBlake. You know, from the famed McBlake family, some of the original settlers of Purgatory. Looks like Bulshar is going after first families.
And Waverly has some extra time on her hands, so she goes to see Bobo and inquires about his involvement in her birth. Basically, when she was born, and Julian wasn't around, Michelle asked Bobo to pass off the child to Ward. He had to threaten Ward, as the Earp wanted nothing to do with the bastard child, its angelic heritage notwithstanding. Oh, and he tells her that Julian's not missing.
Back at the Bulshar Bunker, first families are getting juiced up on some green goo. What's it for, and how many calories does it have, are still unknown.
Wynonna, and the handsome deputy, descend on the Bulshar Bunker, killing everyone in sight. Unfortunately, that doesn't include Bulshar — who was able to escape. But not before he pumped Robin full of that green goo.
The case more or less solved, Sheriff Nedley is feeling now's a good time to bring his career to a close. After all, he was on duty at the Christmas Tree depot where the kid was kidnapped. He's getting too old for all this supernatural bull****.
For a little dessert, Wynonna calls up the deputy, and promotes him to the front lines... of her lips. She's feeling a little spiteful to Doc, who kept the fact that he was married to a vampire from her for so long.
Michelle, learning that Bobo knows where Julian is, decides to strike a bargain with the demon. Rope for knowledge.
And Doc, fearful of his future, submits to the Contessa's fangs.