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Lessons From the Apocalypse: Chapter 8

We've got a lot of end of the world shows. They have much to teach us, grasshoppers. 

 

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Between AftermathVan Helsing, and Z Nation we've learned a few things about how to handle ourselves when the world goes to crap. Whether it be the zombie apocalypse, the vampire apocalypse, or all the apocalypses, take these lessons to heart, because they could save you in a pinch
 
Aftermath Episode 8
 
  1. Cry baby 

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    It’s okay to cry - for mom, for Martin, for everybody. Own all your feels, team.  
  2. Don’t do drugs 

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    Don’t do drugs. They make you really aggressive. 
  3. Stop reacting. Start thinking. 

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    When in doubt, punch someone in the face to regain control of the room.

Van Helsing Episode 9
 

  1. Sex and Violence

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    ... He's a channing not a doctor for crying out loud.
     
  2. Guns don't kill people

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    ... people kill vampires
  3.  Smooches

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    ... 
    are never to be trusted

Z Nation Episode 9

  1.    Beware the Porta-Potties!

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    ... Zs are dying to get in.
     
  2. The Head’s Gotta Go

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    ... but it will always fall off the head nice and slow.
     
  3. Don’t Take Non-FDA-Approved Medication! 

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    ... It can cause glaucoma!
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