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What If Vin Diesel Movies . . .

We just showed a bunch of awesome Vin Diesel movies. Here's how they could be better. 

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We just showed a bunch of Vin Diesel movies. They were awesome. Here are the only things that could make them better.

Brawn. Bravado. Braggadocia. Vinny cuts quite the figure in Fast Five in the masculine wife-beater, and he's clearly giving The Rock, a "Come at me bro" look. What would make this scene better? If those intimidating litany tats were filled with Lisa Frank unicorn designs. 

This past weekend was the inaugural Diesel Day, featuring some of the latest and greatest from All-American Hero Vin Diesel. Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick and Fast Five all represent a slice of film Americana that would get even the most comatose of fans' blood pumping. However, in watching these classics, one very important question started percolating: What is missing from these amazing and often ridiculous films that would have truly sent them over the edge into award territory? We don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but we're pretty sure we've figured out what these films truly need. 

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