WARNING: If you don't want to know what happened in this episode, don't read this photo recap! 

After Blue and Pink leapt to their deaths in a suicide mission to kill Orcus, Orcus survived, and Blue was sent...

Here. A little house on the prairie, where his family resides. The afterlife hasn't treated them well, and they still haven't recovered from the gruesome deaths they suffered in life. Welcome home, Blue!

Back at the orgy, Nick finds out from Amanda that she's pregnant. When he tries to annihilate Sonny, the Wishees sic him. So he tries another tactic: taking Amanda (and her baby) hostage. He gets out of there.

Nick takes Amanda back to the show home (he's getting a lot of mileage out of that place), and she gets a little handsy. That's just when Hailey walks in. Someone page Dr. Freud!

Amanda tells Hailey about the pregnancy, and that it was the hormones that made her act so strangely (questionable diagnosis). She also assures her that when the baby comes, they (Nick too) can all be one big happy family again (questionable prognosis).

Merry visits Santa Bianca, the needling nun, at prison, and asks her about Blue/Orcus. She says that Orcus is the god of death, who has been behind the assassinations of all the most beloved figures in history – Abe Lincoln, JFK, John Lennon, MLK. He orchestrates them with the use of the Wishees. Next on the list is... Sonny Shine.

Also, there's been a prison break.

Orcus drops in at Sonny's estate with an offer: he's going to help him get Amanda and the baby back. How?

With the help of all those escaped cons.

The Sax-Hansons try to have a nice family meal – orange juice risotto, yum! – but it soon goes off the rails when Amanda starts cracking up. She needs a fix.

When Nick tries to take the stuff from Amanda, she flips out. Nick throws the vial down the drain, and Amanda swears to return to Sonny.

That's when Nick ties her up in the basement.

Meanwhile, at Shine Estate, Orcus sets up his offer to Sonny for an illustrious, well-televised death a la Princess Diana. He's interested...

Taking a break from subduing Amanda, Nick talks to Happy about his romantic problems with Bo Peep. Everything went great, so Happy thought, so why isn't she calling him? Nick's advice: go sow your wild, imaginary seeds, Happy.

Nick returns just in time to keep Hailey from unlocking her mom's handcuffs and letting her free. Then all the secrets come out: the kidnapping, the cover-ups. It's too much for Hailey to handle. So she runs away. Not a good time, because Happy cues us in to some intruders at the house.

The escaped cons have bombarded Nick's house. It's showtime.

The cons barge on in, pin Nick up against a wall, and rescue their damsel in distress. What ensues is a true battle royale.

In a flashback, we learn that after Sonny surgically experimented on Smoothie (and his eye), the Wishees spoke to him. They communicated Orcus' message to him, and told him to meet Blue/Orcus in prison. Orcus was easily able to get Smoothie on board with his plan to... kill Sonny Shine.

Back in the present, after Hailey ran away from her folks, she sought comfort in the same Smoothie. This is getting... tangled.

After Happy spots Hailey and Smoothie together, he rushes back to tell Nick. To say the least, he's not pleased. So he slams a bottle of Stoli, and prepares for all-out war.