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In 2074, Your Heart Has a Warranty
As long as you didn't get it on the black market, that is. Here's what the future is like as seen in Incorporated Episode 8.
Hello, citizen. Welcome back to Life in 2074, our weekly blog exploring the day-to-day of the future world of Incorporated. Here we take a closer look at the details of life in a corporate-controlled society as depicted in the latest episode of Incorporated.
You gotta have heart ... and you've gotta be able to upgrade it! Here's what the future is like as seen in Incorporated Season 1, Episode 8: "Operational Realignment."
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