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SYFY WIRE Bad Astronomy

Puppet Master

By Phil Plait

Reality can be a hard sell. No matter how much we pray inside our heads, no matter how hard we wish for something, if it defies the laws of physics, it ainât gonna happen.

But Iâm a middle-aged balding bearded white guy, and hearing that from me probably wonât dissuade people who think otherwise.

So maybe hearing it from puppet me will make it easier.

OK, maybe not. But thatâs a way more adorable version of me either way (even if the beard looks more like some kind weird veiny zombie thing going on).

This PSA was brought to you by Death By Puppets.

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