Take THAT, Alien Scum!

Image credit: Gerhard Hüdepohl/ESO

This is either:

a) The European Southern Observatoryâs little known SHADO (Supreme Headquarters of the Alien Defence Organization) group preventing yet another alien invasion, or

2) A powerful laser beamed into the sky to help astronomers achieve higher-resolution images.

Iâll go with (2).

Which is true. The laser is shot into the sky, where, high above the Earthâs surface, it energizes a layer of sodium atoms. The atoms glow, mimicking the appearance of a bright, point-like star. Sensors on the telescope then use that artificial star to account and compensate for the boiling, roiling effects of the Earthâs air, which smears out images of cosmic objects. Using sophisticated computer techniques, the changing shape of the artificial star is used to calculate the amount of atmospheric distortion, and a mirror with pistons underneath is rapidly deformed to precisely compensate for it.

The result is far higher resolution observations, as well as the incredible coolness of being able to fire a powerful laser into the sky. The picture above, taken by Gerhard Hüdepohl, shows the laser blasting away from one of the Very Large Telescopeâs four observatories to help the mammoth 8.2 meter mirrors see more clearly. The Milky Way hangs in the sky, nearly parallel to the beam.

Off to the side, you can also see the two small satellite galaxies to our Milky Way, called the Magellanic Clouds. Itâs hard to spot in the small picture, but if you grab the much larger version and look just below the smaller of the two Magellanic Cloud, youâll see a greenish dot with a fuzzy streak trailing off of it:

Thatâs the comet C/2012 F6 Lemmon, a relatively bright comet currently gracing the southern skies (sorry Northern Hemisphereans, but we canât see it). 2013 may well be the Year of the Comet, with two more of the celestial intruders (Pan-STARRS and ISON) about to make themselves known. Iâll have more on these potentially very bright comets soon.

Iâll note you donât need to worry about them impacting the Earth. Neither gets anywhere close enough to us to hurt us, but we are hoping theyâll put on a good show, getting easily bright enough to see.

And if they did get too close, well, we always have SHADO.