Royalty may have changed Quentin's self-image, but it certainly hasn't changed how Penny feels about his socially-maladjusted Brakebills classmate. We're still rooting for these two to find some common ground, but acknowledge it probably won't be over T. Swift.
... well, if that's the case than Julia and The Beast are attached at the hip, summered on the cape together between 2008 and 2012, and share clothing (even though they aren't the same size, it makes them feel more connected to one another).
Everyone has that awkward moment where you have to get naked in front of your crush and reveal your most intimate secret before turning into a bird and flying down South. We captured that moment in Valentines Day Card form.