Yesterday, everyone was talking about Thanos's butt but not in a sexy way.
I'm not going to spend too much time building this up and instead just tell you what we're dealing with here: the internet wants Ant-Man to defeat Thanos by crawling up his ass (or penis, that's your preference and your journey) then grow super big and explode Thanos via his cavernous purple butthole.
This is where we are as a people. This is what we deserve as a people.
Of course this isn't necessarily new. It has existed on Twitter and Reddit for a while, and from their fingers to Paul Rudd's ears and lips. (Why did I say lips in this context? I'm so sory.)
I...I don't know what to tell you. Other than, sh*t, I haven't seen the movie. Maybe that's what happens. Maybe the Avengers surround Thanos and rip his heart out, IT-styles. Maybe they all become best friends and it's actually a prequel to the new Babysitter's Club series. But it's probably the butt thing.