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Chosen One of the Day: David Ryder (aka Blast Hardcheese) from Space Mutiny
Look, if we're being honest, I had to search to see if I'd done this one. And, trust me, it wasn't easy. For Space Mutiny's David Ryder, the subject of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode 820, is a man of many times. Courtesy of my long-time favorite website MST3Kinfo.com, here is the full list of names by which you might better know David Ryder:
And, of course, Bob Johnson.
And on any given day, I might have used one of those names. There's no way to tell. It's like Sliding Doors but with Beef Chonkboy in a D-grade sci-fi flick.
But David Ryder is MORE. I mean, he's not. Forget I said that. But Reb Brown who played the character, is married to his co-star Cisse Cameron who played
Debbie Reynolds Lea so this movie at the very least portrays LOVE. SPACE LOVE.
Forget love though. You came here for Pork Jackknife. Quads O'Glutesweat. Shred McDeltoid. And it's what he deserves. But now he's gotta go. BYE, OX BULKHAMMER!