Contributed by
Feb 22, 2007

OMG! Now it all makes sense!

Why hasn't Hoagie reported on this? Is it too hot even for his fevered imagination?

Actually, even the Face wouldn't slum it that bad. I think Cydonia is a more hospitable region.

Tip o' the mile-long lump of rock that doesn't look like a face to my old coworker Daniel Nicholas and of course to Bad Reporter.

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